Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Kids Say the Darndest Things {11}

*I LOVE Daddy-he think he so funny!

*We had some friends over and while we were eating, we were discussing which Disney Princess/Prince was the 'hottest'. Amaia all of a sudden gets all mad and says "Hey! Why are you talking about my movies?"

*I'm so sick of you talking to me about that!

*How.Many.Times.Do.I.Have.To.Tell.You.Don't.Talk.With.Food.In.Your.Mouth? (to Justin during dinner)

*So one day, I was ironing some of Justin's work shirts, and Amaia asked why I had to iron them. So I started explaining about laundry, and how things get wrinkled in the basket and I have to iron them to make them look nice for when Justin goes to work. I asked if she'd like to watch me iron one to watch the wrinkles disappear and she says:
Amaia: NO! I'm really pissed off!
Me: Why are you pissed off?
Amaia: Because I just sat here and listened to you talk for a long time about the iron thing, and NOW I'm pissed off!
Me: (laughing my head off, running to go write down what she said)
Amaia: What are you doing?
Me: I'm writing what you said because it was hilarious
So, she went and pretended to be pissed off, and we acted out that entire conversation again (for pretend). When we finished, she ran and grabbed the pen and paper so I could write it all down again.

*Amaia takes some chapstick, and smears it all over her mouth.
Amaia: Now I need to look in the mirror to see my chapstick. To see how cute I am. I'm so cute and precious.....Am I cute Mommy?